Soccer Mom: Unplugged

This week I had a chance encounter with an old friend who gave me some truly enlightening information about the controlling powers that run the media and dominate most of the world's industry and governments like puppeteers pulling strings.  I posted below exact quotes (italicized) taken from this reunion with my source:

"It is a well-known fact... there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world known as The Pentaverate, who run everything in the world including the newspapers and meet triannually at a secret country mansion in Colorado known as The Meadows."

So, who's in this pentaverate?

"The queen, the Vatican,  The Ghettys,  The Rothchilds,  and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up."

Of the Colonel, our source says, "Aah, I hated the Colonel with his wee, beady eyes and that smug look on his face. 'Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken - ooh!'"

How could anyone hate the colonel, you ask?

"Because he puts an added chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smarta$$!"

And now you know the facts.  Straight from the Weekly World News.

There is no vast right-wing conspiracy because I would've been invited to join!  The truth is that as liberals in this country push an agenda that is further and further left of the new center (which is already too far left in many respects) they are creating their own backlash.  We church going, family oriented, reasonably tolerant and friendly people have been stereotyped as all being like Eric Rudolph.  And we're sick of it. 

And another thing.  I am so tired of people pretending to speak for me.  Feminists want to stand up for my rights (as if I'm some incompetent person incapable of making my own decisions), Congress wants to save me from my own affluence, the ACLU wants to free me from responsibility for spilling hot coffee in my own lap and GLAAD wants to free my inner Lesbian.  Get over yourelves already.

I here. I'm not queer. I can think for myself and I just plain disagree.  Engage me on the issues!