From my inbox
I chuckled when I read this forwarded email - thought ya'll might as well.
THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:
1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
ON COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
ON THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq, why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
ON THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........ You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.
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Very Funny! Thought that I would die laughing when I read it. I also saw the Hillary announcement saying she was "forming a committee"....to look into running for president.....who is she kidding? roflol She already has herself sitting in the oval office with an intern under her desk!
Comment by — 2007/01/21 @ 11:24 PM — (Reply)