Soccer Mom: Unplugged

raves, rants, reviews and recounts of life in middle America

2006/11/6

I'm opening my own business, ya'll!

@ 03:52 PM (25 months, 9 days ago)

After reading the news today, I have to admit I'm feeling quite entrepreneurial.  Ive decided to rent out my bedroom every other weekend to make a little fast cash.  We will provide a complimentary basket with a bottle of sparkling cran-raspberry, a box of Godiva chocolates and a well-used VHS of Green Card along with a step by step list of instructions to help you manage the task at hand in between putting older children to bed at 8:00 and attending to the crying newborn who needs to be fed every hour.  A list of responses to the annoying calls from your mother-in-law at exactly 8:35 will be provided at additional cost. 

Hey - it worked for us...ROTFLMBO!

 

Comment(s) »

  1. How much will it cost to get interrupted by 3 annoying kids?

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/11/06 @ 06:03 PM — (Reply)

  2. Hey, it's my house, EB. We'll throw in a fourth for free :lol::lol:

    Comment by Cate— 2006/11/06 @ 06:55 PM — (Reply)

  3. You ARE going to make PORNO DVD's available I hope.

    Comment by John K.— 2006/11/06 @ 06:18 PM — (Reply)

  4. Nooooo... but we do have the extended version of Beauty and the Beast. And some Blue's Clues episodes where Steve is pretty hunky...

    Comment by Cate— 2006/11/06 @ 06:56 PM — (Reply)

  5. But Cate... isn't Joe hunkier than Steve??

    Comment by Michael— 2006/11/06 @ 07:22 PM — (Reply)

  6. A saying I learned in Argentina...
    sobre gustos no hay nada escrito

    On taste, there is nothing written.

    Comment by Cate— 2006/11/07 @ 04:46 AM — (Reply)

  7. Doesn't it figure Kerry would want porno. Then again he is Mr. Teresa.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/11/06 @ 07:13 PM — (Reply)

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