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2006/8/3

Must've been the oyster stew they had for dinner

@ 08:23 AM (28 months, 14 days ago)

Here's a tip.  If your spouse isn't "putting out" calling the cops on him is not an effective arousal technique.

Ah, this should certainly put him in the mood...

Thu Aug 3, 2006 8:04am ET162
 

FRANKFURT (Reuters) - Police in the German city of Aachen received an unusual call for help late Wednesday when a woman telephoned to complain her husband was not fulfilling his sexual obligations.

After the couple had been sleeping in separate beds for several months without intimate contact, the 44-year-old woman woke the husband, 45, in the middle of the night and demanded he satisfy her needs, police spokesman Paul Kemen said Thursday.

When her advances were refused, a row broke out and she called the police and asked them to intervene, he added.

"The police officials did not feel able to resolve the dispute, let alone issue any kind of official order," Kemen said.

"And because no crime or infringement could be identified, all they could do was file a report in case intervention might be required at a later date," he added.

© Reuters 2006. All Rights Reserved.

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  1. I am trying to contact the Blogger for this site. Please email me when you can. Thanks.

    Comment by Kat— 2006/09/19 @ 09:51 AM — (Reply)

  2. Kat - this is soccermom. W'sup?

    Comment by Cate— 2006/09/19 @ 10:37 AM — (Reply)

  3. okay - I didn't see your email at first. Now you can respond off the blog. Should be hitting your inbox about now.

    Comment by Cate— 2006/09/19 @ 10:52 AM — (Reply)

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