Soccer Mom: Unplugged

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2006/6/1

"I just couldn't concentrate..."

@ 12:16 PM (30 months, 17 days ago)

A Coos County, Oregon store clerk and store owner were fined this week for selling liquor to a minor.  The Oregon Liquor Control Commission's decoy was apparently, a PYT in a revealing outfit and the store clerk was unable to divert his eyes from here scantily clad body long enough to see the big red lettering across the top of her driver's license which she showed him.

Minor until 2007

In what appears to be almost a strange parody of Jeff Foxworthy stand-up routines, the clerk and store owner are registering their complaints under what seems to be the "She didn't look like she was only eighteen" defense.  Store owner, David Caldwell, is screaming "entrapment" while the store clerk, as yet unnamed, has been contacting OCCL officials in an attempt to secure the decoy's home phone number.

More to follow.... (but for now, we're putting this story in the gimme-a-break file)

Comment(s) »

  1. :roll:Moron.

    Comment by Brooke— 2006/06/01 @ 06:20 PM — (Reply)

  2. hahahaha that's hilarious...I married a PYT so I know what he has to deal with

    Comment by — 2006/06/01 @ 06:42 PM — (Reply)

  3. I hope you checked er ID first :lol:

    Comment by Cate— 2006/06/01 @ 06:46 PM — (Reply)

  4. Every week on our date

    Comment by elmers brother— 2006/06/01 @ 06:48 PM — (Reply)

  5. For that charge to stick, the lettering must be on her tube top, in black not red.

    Comment by A Conservative Realist— 2006/06/01 @ 07:23 PM — (Reply)

  6. Tube top? You think that was what he was looking at?

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/06/01 @ 07:27 PM — (Reply)

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