Soccer Mom: Unplugged

The following is a partial list of recently charged criminals who should be seeking legal counsel from the LaFave defense team.  After all, if you can molest one of your students and get away with it, you certainly ought to be able to hide your husband's body in the trunk of your car for a few days.  What's a little death and decay among manic-depressives?

Angela Marie Ferguson (39) Tacoma, Washington who killed her husband and hid him in the trunk of her car.

Unnamed bad mother, New Port Richey, Florida who got paid $600 for letting a neighbor molest her 7 year old son.

Maurice LaGrone Jr.,  Bloomington, Illinois who helped his girlfriend drown her 3 children.

Marquis A. Daniels (17) Tampa, Florida who shot a man in the hand and then went joy riding until he met with a very sudden stop.

David Jordan (44) New York who killed a local preacher and civil rights activist for allegedly inviting him (somewhat forcefully) to break sodomy laws.

And if that isn't enough depressing news, read this before taking your zoloft. 

Hey, Rummy, while we're trying to get more good news out about Iraq can we try to get a little out about America, too?