Soccer Mom: Unplugged

Bush :                                          Clinton

Accused of using                   Requested

NSA wiretaps illegally to          900 FBI files

wage a war on terrorists.        of prominent

                                         Republicans as part

                                         of a political enemies list.

Accused of misleading           Completely invented Kosovar

Americans into a war             genocide, instead of

in Iraq, a known sponsor        corroborating evidence,

of Palestinian terror               international investigators

groups and ruled by a            proved it never happened.

crazed killer (of his own         Don't forget he wagged the

people).                              dog by bombing a

Mass graves found,               pharmaceutical plant - that soil

weapons caches captured,     sample proving it was

Saddam tapes reveal             a "nuclear" facility got lost

intent to supply terrorists       conveniently somewhere

with nuclear and biological      in the White House. 

weapons.

Accused of never really           Dodged the draft but

serving in the military.             didn't inhale.

Two words:  Jack Abramoff      Six words: Web Hubbell,

                                           Charlie Trie, Marc Rich

Accused of selling out            Sold military technology to

security by leasing ports        the Chinese, who,

to a reputable internat'l          according to satellite images,

conglomerate                       had those weapons pointed

                                         right at us.

Sure Bush is the worst American president - yep, I can see that...